Ooh, looky … The Boredom of Holidays has struck again. And it’s only Day One. I snabbed this from Lyns. It gave me something to do. And looky again … I’ve livened it up with links. Me so good.
smoked: Yah, me bad. I shall give up. Honest.
drank: Have done and do. Haven’t been totally rat-faced for a while though …
gotten stoned: *cough* … eh? In the past, yes.
gotten drunk: I believe I answered this one …
had sex: Yes thanking you kindly for asking.
stayed in your pj’s all day: Hasn’t everyone?
left your state: Um, difficult to answer because I’m not from that side of the pond. But I do travel and have lived in other places so I suppose it’s a resounding yes.
left your country: Belgium, France, Germany and The Czech Republic are places one has had the pleasure of indulging in.
drank milk straight from the carton: Yep. Ooh, and I drink apple juice straight out of the carton too. Yummy.
tripped up the stairs: Probably. But it’s more exiting to fall down the stairs. When I was seventeen I was so desperate to see the chap I was seeing that I slipped on the top stair in my DMs and managed to break my wrist. Ouch. And we all know the incident from last year …
wished upon a star: Yes, most recently two years ago …
…had it come true: Yeppers.
slapped someone: Apart from my brothers when we were younger? I slapped Alicia at university because she was a cow. She slapped me back.
danced like a maniac: Not since I was at university.
gotten paid for a dance: I’m not that good.
given/had a lap dance: Funky Chicken.
chased a butterfly: Oh yes. With one of those fishing rods that we had when we went to the seaside on holiday.
given a seagull alka-seltzer: Do seagulls have a need for it then?
slept under the stars: No, it’s too cold and soggy in England to do nice things like that.
gone on a cruise: Nope, but I wouldn’t mind one around Scandinavia.
driven a motor boat: I’ve rowed a row boat.
put salt on a slug and watched it shrivel up: Of course … I was a student. Slugs exist purely to annoy students. I had a friend who ate a whole slug when she was two. Mmmm.
gone to a concert: Oui. Terrorvision, S*M*A*S*H, PWEI, The Wonderstuff, The Damned, The Manics, Bjorn Again, Chumbawumba – and a few others that couldn’t have been too exciting as I don’t recall names.
head banged: Once. Possibly.
ran from invisible terrors: All the time, baby.
lost yourself: Every other day.
found yourself again: Not often.
eaten bugs in any form: Not unless I’ve had the misfortune to swallow them in my sleep. Ook.
burned stuff just because: Not that I remember.
been called a pyro: not to my face.
seen a ghost: I don’t know. What does a ghost look like?
had something published: Um …
been in love: Naturally.
had the love returned: Of course.
owned a pink fuzzy monkey: No, will you buy me one?
owned a pair of handcuffs: Oh yes.
…put them to use: Once or twice.
looked for a relationship on-line: Not looked.
went on with an on-line relationship: Depends what you mean?
rented a “friend” for a night *wink wink*: Why would I need to rent a “friend”? How desperate do you think I am?
written a message on a bill: No, only numbers.
touched a cloud: No, but I went walking through a wooded area on a country estate with lots of people dressed in bright and rather twee clothing …
lost someone you cared about: Yah.
ran away: Yes, at the age of fourteen. I made it all the way to London. Then I got scared and called Childline. They’re fab.
punched a wall: Yes.
punched a person: In self-defense.
shopped at Wal-Mart for over an hour: I’d like to know the difference between Wal-Mart and Asda.
been a hero: I was WonderWoman when I was little. In my dreams.
shopped at Hot Topic: Um … no. [What is it?]
taken a picture of yourself: Yes. Silly me.
had a journal: I have lots of funny diaries from when I was a teenager.
worn mardi-gras beads: Not intentionally.
been to mardi-gras: Nope, but the Big Brother was in New Orleans for Mardi-gras a few years ago.
been a porn star: Not to my knowledge.
heard a damaging story about your parents when they were younger: My parents were allegedly both sweet and innocent …
heard of Blind Melon: No, sorry.
heard of Vacationland: No, sorry.
heard of Black Apple: No, sorry.
been to a rally (for a cause, not a pep-rally): Yes, but only once.
cried because you were forced to watch cheerleaders: No, sorry.
given up on your dreams: Only if they were futile.
had your dreams come true: On the odd occasion, yes. Lucky me.
seen someone as your guardian angel: *Nods*
protested the national anthem by not standing when everyone else does: No.
had a pen-pal: I had squillions all over the world when I was younger.
met someone famous: *Nods again*
flashed someone: I’m always flashing my boobs at The blokey. In private naturally.
been mooned: No, am I missing out?
gone out with one of your best friends: At secondary school …
put a message in a bottle: Yes, it landed in Holland and was picked up by a German family who wrote and told us they found it. I was about seven. I was amazed.
sent a telegram: Do they still exist?
recieved flowers: Enough.
listened to a sea-shell: That and searching for funny creatures in rockpools.
been stung by a jellyfish: *Ouch*
been on TV: I don’t know. Probably not.
burned your bra: Why would I want to do that?
played tag when you were over the “acceptable” age: Yes, sorry.
notice patterns in the time (11:11, 12:34, etc…): Ooh, I know this one …
had your mum show off embarrassing baby pictures of you when your were little to your friends/boy or girl friend: No. I show them off.
been arrested: Nope.
been put in jail: Ooh, no.
been put on trial: Obviously not.
re-named yourself: Yah.
followed someone in the mall to observe what they buy: Isn’t that just weird?
followed someone just because: I have better things to do with my time. Do you?
been stalked: If I ever was then I never knew.
stalked someone: Isn’t that illegal?
worshipped someone: Mummy.
lived a day like it was your last day: I wouldn’t know what to do.
had your 15 minutes of fame: I had my picture in the local paper …
been part of a mosh pit: Yah.
been self-conscious: Always.
been in a band: I can’t sing, can’t dance, can’t play any instruments. What do you think??
started a band: See above.
had a real conversation with your parents, with NO lies whatsoever: Yes. I’m an adult now.
sat and watched smoke float through the air: It’s so pretty.
listened to someone pee to make them feel self-conscious: No, but I get self-conscious when I pee and people are around …
been conceited: Hasn’t everybody, at least once?
walked/ran in the rain: I like rain … I like jumping in puddles.
wanted to be somewhere with someone so much it made you cry: I think so.
played a practical joke: Once or twice.
had a practical joke played on you: Possibly. But I don’t need any played on me because I’m such a gullible twit that you only need to do ickle simple things to make me look stupid.
been to Australia: Ook – They have big spiders.
Ah, what a waste of time that was. But I did learn things about myself. Apologies for taking up your valuable time.
God Bless Things That Stop Me Writing Year 10 Reports xxx Elsabeth