Miss, why have you got your camera?
To take some pictures.
What scenery? There ain’t no scenery round here [is that a double negative?].
So, enjoy some non-scenery from the English seaside …
I went. I saw. I slathered myself in suncream. I got burnt. Not surprisingly. My Father and his genes must be pounded into the ground. But I must remember that he had skin cancer. Briefly. I almost fell over. Yep, the kids know that I have no sense of balance. I want a beach-hut with no mains electricity or water. But it costs £30,000. Ook. That much? For a teeny shed on a teeny plot of land? ‘Tis a mockery.
Tomorrow I must catch the train to my new abode. On Thursday we’re having our settees delivered. Oh, joy of joys. Comfy seats to sit on. *dances vigorously until the strap of the t-shirt digs into the burnt shoulder a little too much*.
And then I remembered some little snippet of conversation from last week. Ah, Elton John. He doth play in town tomorrow night. I shall have to fight my way through hoardes of EJ fans. That will be fun. And why are you not going to see the man with the glasses Elizabeth?, I hear you cry. Um, because I don’t like him, I cry back. I’ve never been a fan of his. The Baby Brother went through a phase of liking him a few years back and I had to listen to songs I don’t like all the time. In fact I still have to listen to songs I don’t like all the time. Yeh, I have a brother who doesn’t care how much noise he makes because he can make noise and he wants everybody to know it. I may be old but I still argue with him as though I’m about fifteen. It’s pretty funny most of the time. He’s just bought a shredder and it’s incredibly noisy. So how did he wake me up at seven in the morning yesterday? He shredded some paper. Little sod. Humph.
*sings* I get to see The Blokey, I get to see The Blokey *stops singing*
Can you wise folk tell that I am tired? I am so desperate to just fall into Futon and dream of pleasant things but BB5 is on shortly and I have to laugh at Michelle and Emma.
Sorry. It’s naff, I know.
please God bless my dreams tonight xxx Elsabeth