Soooo, it’s Saurday and I’m covered in hair. My own hair. Thankfully it’s not literally growing out of my chest or anything. It’s a consequence of visiting the [new] hairdresser. Mmmm … those hair washes … divine.
Are you doing anything interesting tonight? Going anywhere special?
Um, nope. I just bought Sims 2 so I’ll be playing that all evening *blushing furiously* … Why, oh why, was I never taught that sometimes it’s better to lie – I sounded so dorky!
I’m feeling in a particularly flippant frame of mind. Plus I have a faint, yet queasy, headache trying to probe it’s way to the forefront of my head. I expect that this stems from attempting to concentrate dutifully on the conversation that I was having with the hairdresser. Which wasn’t about anything interesting. As you will have made note of from the above extract …
So, I found another meme. Actually I found two rather nice ones. I’m such a sucker for these things. It just shows how totally unoriginal and boring I can be sometimes … *slaps side of head in distressed manner* …
The more interesting meme shall be saved for another day because it involves many of my faithful readers. Instead you’re stuck with celebrities – joy of joys.
Which celebrity would you…
1. … want to be best friends with?
2. … go to a premiere/award ceremony with?
|3. … choose as a boyfriend/girlfriend?|
Ooh, toughie. Let me see … could it be Alan? Or Alan? Maybe that chap named Alan? And if he was unavailable then I’d plead with Jack [Dee] to make me his for an evening. Maybe I could snab both of them together. La Di Da.
|4. … want to work with?|
The Queen. I’d do it to prove to myself that she’s as human as the rest of us. that she farts, wipes her bum, picks her nose, swears, dribbles, and trims/waxes her bikini line.
|5. … want to see less of?|
Linda Barker. *begins singing* .. Curry’s, always cutting corners … *stops singing*
And now, I must leave this horrid place of tawdriness and pathetic ramblings and go play with my new game. Sims 2. Pure heaven. And pure geekiness.
please God bless my new game xxx Elsabeth