She was playing a game. The game involves answering questions set by others where you have to tell the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. You’re then supposed to offer to ask questions to anybody who wants to play. But I’m useless at thinking up questions [unless I’ve had about three days to prepare and then I would just forget them anyways because of my appallingly bad memory]. So she said that I could play and just answer, not ask. Isn’t she wonderful?
So, the whole truth?
[baby brother, please finish reading this before question 5 and go look at some badgers]
1. Do you really say oodles and fandangly in real life? Or just type it?
I’m more likely to type than say those words. However, I do say lots of words that I don’t type. Oodles and fandangly are rather sane and ensure that people on here regard me as normal. I also regard fandangly as a word that should be written and then read because it can be construed to mean whatever the reader wants it to mean. And that’s just fandangly, my little floople-loople-folk.
2. Ever been to the United States?
Nope, never. The States scare me. There’s those nasty tornado things, big cornfields, rural towns that disappear and nobody ever seems to realise, roadtrips that end in disaster, bears, cheerleaders who star in porn films, trailer parks, gangs, George Bush, skyscrapers, earthquakes, witches in Kansas, too many aliens, Michael Jackson … *shudder*. Not that any of those are the reason I’ve never been – that would be down to financial issues and the fact that I’d rather eat offal than sit in a tin-can miles above the sea for far too many hours.
3. Whats your favorite movie?
I don’t really have one. I thoroughly love lots of films, but there’s no one particular favourite. I suppose it all depends on my mood at any one given time.
4. Do you think parents should spank their children?
Yes. Although I think that the term “smack” is a better way of phrasing it. I don’t condone violence. And I don’t believe that smacking a child [I’m not talking hard so as to leave bruises] will lead to violence. They are separate issues in much the same way that sex and rape are separate issues. Sometimes a short, sharp shock is the only thing that will help. And it obviously has to be a last resort or something that is only done rarely otherwise it wouldn’t work anyway.
5. Have you done any illegal drugs?
*cough*yes*cough*. I’ve done cannabisspeedshroomslsd but nothing since the age of twenty-three. And I don’t condone it. And cannabis makes me vomit. I can smell it from a mile away and will go green. I saw my ex screw himself up using speed daily and regularly smoking cannabis. And the other two were minor flirtations that just produced very vivid hallucinations. I don’t regret taking drugs. It was just a part of my past. And I’m very partial to the smell of poppers [which are legal] …
My evenings go so fast these days … Humph. [Yes, I do humph in reality – fandangly, no?] – *grin*
Did you get this far?
I snabbed this from someone. I know not who. I was simply browsing. I’d be happy if you played. I’m always curious as to what others actually think …
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please God bless the fandangly onion factory down the road xxx Elsabeth