Timothy & Jill [the NotSoUglyStepSister]
Would like to invite
Katiefinger & Blokey
To share in their wedding day on
A Saturday in March
At the Mormon Church of a town in the Midlands.
That’s two weddings to enjoy next year then. Can’t grumble at that.
[although at risk of sounding like a grumbling mare, i would question who is paying for this, her second wedding]
I fell asleep and dreamt of running my hands up and down Christopher Ecclestone’s salmon-pink shirt alluringly, in an effort to save the children. Before I could undo his belt buckle – to convince him further, I suppose – I was rudely awakened by The Blokey, who had just arrived home.
please God, save the children xxx Elsabeth
*dashes off to watch The 4400*