I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

Timothy & Jill [the NotSoUglyStepSister]
Would like to invite
Katiefinger & Blokey
To share in their wedding day on
A Saturday in March
At the Mormon Church of a town in the Midlands.

That’s two weddings to enjoy next year then.  Can’t grumble at that.

[although at risk of sounding like a grumbling mare, i would question who is paying for this, her second wedding]

I fell asleep and dreamt of running my hands up and down Christopher Ecclestone’s salmon-pink shirt alluringly, in an effort to save the children.  Before I could undo his belt buckle – to convince him further, I suppose – I was rudely awakened by The Blokey, who had just arrived home.

Pisht.

please God, save the children xxx Elsabeth

*dashes off to watch The 4400*

11 comments

  1. I would hope that she is paying for her own second wedding.  As far as I’m concerned (as a mother of 3 girls….) I will pay for only 1 wedding each.  I’m not rich!!!
    Humph!  How mean of the Blokey to wake you at that moment!  The least he could have done was to turn into Christopher Ecclestone, himself!

  2. awh did you make your little brother ill? LoL
    How dare the blokey wake you in such a dream!  Youll never get that back!

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