My brain is frazzled. It needs sleep. It thought that the holiday was for relaxation, but I’ve worn it out instead. It desires some alone time. It won’t get any just yet. However, to show it that I mean no real harm I shall let it unwind with some simple questions [ … uh-oh, do we feel a teenage meme-type occasion?] …
What Did You Say!
1. Have you ever been in a physical confrontation? Care to elaborate?
Loads! I would deliberately antagonise my siblings when I was a young teenager so that they would hit me, I had a fight with a friend in a nightclub, I hit a girl over the head with a telephone when GingerNuts first cheated on me and I was whacked round the face by a teenage stranger one dark night. My relationship with The BullyBoy was a four year physical confrontation [sometimes I gave as good as I could (as opposed to as good as I got which was never going to happen)], with a few lovey-dovey moments.
All this just seems to beg the question, why do you attract violence Elizabeth?
2. The last physical confrontation you witnessed was?
A fight at work, between a couple of students rather than colleagues. I don’t know what to do when it happens and feel like a right Mikey [plank]. I’ve had training, I’m supposed to be able to use restraining techniques, I’ve seen lots of kids in major fights, and yet I still freeze and panic when I see a scuffle.
3. Yes or No. Is there someone whom you would secretly like to tell off?
Yes. Snape. With a fluffy whip.
4. What is the longest time you have ever held a grudge?
Years. I was an exceedingly bitter teenager. Now I’m just exceedingly bitter.
5. Do you more often than not find yourself being taken advantage of?
Not really. I’m easy to take advantage of in the sense that I don’t mind being taken advantage of. It’s quite a useful trait to have really …
Ah, how mind-numbingly refreshing …
please God bless the photographer lady who forgot to show me her wares xxx Elsabeth