Ding Dong! The bells are gonna chime.
final chat with florist, pay florist (by 14th) final chat with balloon lady, pay balloon lady (by 17th) final meeting at reception venue, pay reception venue (afternoon, 7th) pay for cake (by 14th) pay for car (send cheque by 7th) pay for photographer (send cheque by 7th, or soon after) burn music [Enya, Sigur Ros & the Rolling Stones] onto CD for wedding ceremony (by 7th) contact registrar with details of music and readings for ceremony (by 7th) go to Gip to get intoxicated (evening, 7th) make cheque out for DiscoMan and put in safe place ready to give to BestMan on the day (by 21st) cry (Tabatha’s fault) panic panic a little bit more lose ability to breathe in sustainable manner … and relax clean house from top to bottom (by 20th) make favours up (by 20th) check on rings every so often ring cattery to ask CatLady if Tabatha-Cat can be taken there out of hours (by 19th) (she’s gone) find something blue (I shall paint my toenails)
Looks like I’ll see you on the other side …
please God bless my wedding even though it’s not in a religious place of worship, thank you muchly xxx Almost Mrs Blokey